#1 - Ex-Con Motor Oil (Exxon) / #32 - Swansong Hungry Man's Last Meal (Swanson)

#4 Sad Trash Bags (Glad) / #20 - Smell Sham-Phew (Prell Shampoo)

#6 - Chef Boy-r-these-sad Spitghetti (Chef Boy-Ar-Dee Spaghetti) / #27 - Bananacin Aspirin (Anacin)

#21 - Risk Laundry Soap (Wisk) / #14 - Binds Tomato Catch-Up (Heinz)

#23 - Coaloil Herbicidel Essence Swampoo (Clairol Herbal Essence) / #3 - Liptune Tea Bags (Lipton)

#24 - BO-5 Hair Cream (VO-5) / #15 - Lowbrow Beer (Lowenbrau)

#29 - Fatal Touch Face Softener / #16 - Swet Ones (Wet Ones)

#42 - Nice & Sleazy Shampoo (Nice & Easy) / #55 - Stanka Coffee (Sanka)

#46 - Draines Burpers Dog Food (Gaines Burgers) / #50 - U-8 Juice (V-8)

#49 - Dr. Scorch shoe inserts (Dr. Schoals) / #45 Hamburger Belcher (Hamburger Helper)

#50 - U-8 Juice (V-8) / #46 - Draines Burpers Dog Food (Gaines Burgers)

#61 - Just Booze Whiskey (Jim Beam) / #33 - Windy's Burgers (Wendy's)

#63 - FOOL Koffin Nails (KOOL Cigarettes) / #35 - Sik Lighter (Bic)

#64 - Miracle Whiffs (Miracle Whip) / #36 - if? Peanut Plaster (Jif Peanut Butter)