 | Item #p101 | 
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| | | | The picture below shows a larger view of this Old Unsigned Humorous Grant of Freedom Novelty Permission Card. This card is not dated but it is old. It was in a scrap book at one time, but it is not filled in. It is blank on the back and the front reads as follows: GRANT OF FREEDOM
THIS CERTIFIES THAT I, _______________
LAWFUL BETTER HALF OF _____________
DO FROM NOW ON, PERMIT MY LORD AND MASTER TO GO WHEREVER
HE PLEASES, DO WHATEVER HE PLEASES, AND TO DRINK WHATEVER
HE PLEASES. (OH YEAH.)
AND FURTHER, I GRANT HIM PERMISSION TO ENJOY THE
COMPANY OF OTHER GIRL FRIENDS, AS I KNOW HIM TO BE A GOOD
PICKER. I WANT HIM TO ENJOY LIFE WHILE HE CAN, AS HIS
SECOND CHILDHOOD IS CREEPING UP ON HIM. (AND HOW!)
SIGNED _____________________ The card measures about 3-1/2'' x 2''. The print side appears to be in mint unused condition as pictured. The back has a few light wear spots from being pasted in an old scrapbook at one time. |
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