HAPPY DAZE WITH PAUL WEBB'S MOUNTAIN BOYS
January: ''What is this stuff Ah'm guzzlin' ... jest in case Ah have to describe it to the doctor later?''
February: ''Gran'maw ain't goin' to believe this ... she was sur Oncle Gooch had a gal friend somewheres.''
March: ''We gotta git down to school might fast ... Luke forgot his britches this mornin'.''
April: ''I told you these people get excited if you mention the word, 'Revenue!'''
May: ''He claims he made TWO holes in one yestiday''
June: ''Jeepers! lookit that squirrel gun her old man's got ... Ah wouldn't mind marryin' into a family like this.''
July: ''Wake up, Shep! Ahm warnin' you ... ready or not, we're a-comin' through!''
August: ''Shecks ... Gran'maw don't wear stockin's anyhow ... an' we need a few fan belt real bad''
September: ''One of these years Ah'm goin' to surprise them ducks ... Ah'll board up that window.''
October: ''You sure picked a beautiful spot fer it, Lem ... but Ah'd stay out of it Halloween night ef Ah wuz you.''
November: ''She sent off fer a cook book but they made a mistake an sent her somethgin' else.''
December: ''Ah kin understand yore gittin' mad, Gran'maw ... but why'd ya saw off the biggest half of the bed fer yerself?''
